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Robocop rocks Detroit

February 28, 2011 Leave a comment

It seems that our Sentient cyborg humanoids will be patrolling the streets of  the motown.That is right robocop will be coming to the motorcity or at least a statue of him will be. Thanks to some help from a privately funded group (androids, cyborgs, smartphones, computers, watson, hal 2000 or skynet). What is next a Peter Weller day? If that happens 2012 will surely have come early and end of days will be upon us…see IMDB for great hits by Pete.

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Chicks dig me for 1000 Alex

February 26, 2011 Leave a comment

Have we finally met our automated computer androids are we doomed as a species for extinction on this floating rock in space. Guys we have been self-absorbed, in fast cars, making money, adventure, travel, beer, sports, war, world domination and just about everything under the sun, but maybe we should have been worried about that big brainy box that we consume half of our time with nowadays. You know the one that controls the markets,the internet, games, tv programs, cars, airplanes, power facilities,Strategic Air Command (SAC) and millions of other things in the world. Or should we standby and let or computers  take us over or  is it time to destroy skynet.

What do we  really have to fear guys Watson(IBM supercomputer) would tell you “Chicks Dig Me”(Female Archaeologists) and as long as you have an in with the ladies maybe that’s a good thing.  Can you imagine a world where us guys don’t have to deal with birthdays, holidays, and valentines day or having to go to an opera, a recital or a play, and  no more shopping in fashion stories.

Up till now or  ability to conquer the world with our big brain, opposable thumb, bi-pedal motion and basic knuckle dragging techniques have enabled us to  conquer ocean, space and air. We have been able to make fire, survive the elements and split the atom.  Computers have finally conquered our tools, techniques and have the smarts of the average human being, what do we have left to offer….. maybe we have one last thing that makes us unique that they can’t conquer. You know what it is folks; that scary feeling we get after watching a scary movie, that first kiss,or that gut laugh after someone gets hit in the face with a pie. Yes that one thing we have that the computers don’t have…emotion. ..YET.

For now I will finish up  by  welcoming our future computer overlords.

P.S  When they start testing the H.A.L 2000 pie in the face or Watson squirting  daisy, watch out world.. skynet must be destroyed. HA.HA. H.A.L

human: Knock,knock

computer:  Who’s there?

human: Spy

computer: Spy who

human : Spyware

computer: spywhere

human:no spyware

Sorry about that puny joke.

 

Gullivers Travels or How I found out nobody is a little person.

February 19, 2011 Leave a comment

Great movie, loved the Jack Black portrayal of  Gulliver, he is a big dumb, and muddling fat guy, which he fits perfect for this part.  Gulliver lands in  Lillput and is first treated as ogre or a monster because of his size, but after he rescues the king from a burning castle he is honored like royalty. The little people make him  a house,a recliner, and they are the parts of  his  coffee machine.  Its funny when he plays Guitar Hero as the little people(dressed as Kiss)  perform on stage.

If one kid picks up this book and reads about the Lilliputians,Brobdingnag the land of giants, or the land of the Houyhnhnm inhabited by talking horses and Yahoos(deformed human creatures) this movie will have been a success. And from the kids I saw leaving the theater I think it already is a success.

Granny sues 4yr old.

February 17, 2011 Leave a comment

Kids are out of control. 4yr old kid hits Granny on a trike. The estate of the old woman is suing a  4yr olds family. What is next bullying and school fights get jail time. Maybe the terrible 2’s could be tempered with handcuffs instead of  timeouts.

Found these kids playing in a park, if you notice the adults in background are staring on, I think they know these children will someday be deviants. Just think of  chucky, michael myers or the omen kid.

Men are from Mars….

February 15, 2011 Leave a comment

So apparently guys want to go to the red planet on a one way trip.  What is next women going to Venus.  A man in the moon.  Scientology meets space flight or a Raelian metamorphosis is what it sounds like to me.

Beer GOGGLES

February 13, 2011 Leave a comment

Or a mans view of the world.  After we get drunk,smashed,blitzed, sloshed,boozed, and tanked  we are putty in any women’s hands. So this Valentines day ladies if you want to take advantage of your valentine,boyfriend, husband, suitor,old flame, or old man, just toss him a beer, wine or intoxicating substance and he will do just about anything.

Real Mens Gifts for Valentines … or what guys really want.

February 12, 2011 Leave a comment