Hobbits, Harry Potter and Lizards

Hey guys are we being wussified again. We are either little fat trolls, magical teenage wizards or Lizards.  Has the real man been left out of fantasy and animation movies because he is to masculine for our culture.

We need to get more guys back into the mainstream media, and not just in sports, nascar or police dramas. I liked the OSCAR S when the had a few movies like TRUE GRIT, THE FIGHTER, or INCEPTION where they had some guys portrayed in a saddle, shoot em up, or Scifi films, but none of  the actors or movies won really anything.

Dont get me wrong I like Hobbits and Animation movies like Shrek are great, but when are we going to see the Unforgiven type (Clint Eastwood), or The Hurt Locker(Explosives type of guy), or Shawshank (Crawled to freedom guy). You know the guy that can ride tall in the saddle, face any type of explosive situation or when his back is against wall will crawl 500 yards to freedom.

I know we get a few movies that show guys tough sides like the ones above, but we get a lot more movies with lizards, wizards and hobbits. We had the Kings Speech, The Social Network and Toy Story 3 type of movies.

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St Pat’s Day

Time to get out there and celebrate the wearing of the green or just another good reason to get drunk and wasted. Everything green is in including  Leprechauns, 4 leaf clovers, Ireland,  and Shamrock shakes. so get out today and celebrate, take in a parade, drink a green beer and eat some cornbeef and cabbage.

Boy meets girl, falls for girl, falls for beer. Happy St Pats Day.

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Stupid People…. Still exist

Ok I know now that all the stupid people didn’t die off with the  last  Neanderthal extinction… at least some of these people could build fires, it was there tool making that  was their failure.

However this past week with the Japan disaster coming into full light we see some more stupid people and when I mean stupid I mean ignorant, inbreed and for a better word stupid.

This last week we have had one UCLA student put a video on YOUTUBE ranting about asisans in the library, Gilbert Godfried making bad jokes about the Japanese and finally the hot air bag Rush Limbaugh giving us his view that Japanese are good recyclers in reference to the Tsunami cleanup.

So it is my conclusion that the Neanderthals didn’t die off but inhabited the likes of stupid like Gottfried, Limbaugh and this girl at UCLA. I think if you look closely at their pics you will see the low brow ridges,large nostrils and  quizzical look on their faces. Though experts debate whether they are a species or subspecies of the Human tree, there is no doubt in my mind that they inbreed 50k yrs ago and we still have this inbreed people around nowadays. Lets hope that the rest of the human species can mute these stupid people with are actions and good deeds.

Now only if they could dance, I mean the people not the monkeys.

Happy St Pats Day.

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Blade Runner coming back…

Ok maybe not the original but there is talk of a sequel. Something us guys can sink or teeth into human androids, guns, flying cars, and genetic research. However the sequel probably wont have  Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer or  Daryl Hannah  in it, but it might still be pretty good we are coming close to that timeframe iin the movie, which is 2019.

Sci-fi movies I think have got a lot better over the last 30  plus years.  Before the 1980s we had War of the Worlds, The Day the Earth Stood Still,The Thing and The Blob all done in the 1950s, however there sequels which were made 30 plus years later looked much better.  I think this is because they used cardboard cutouts, bad special effects, and weak filmmaking techniques. The sci-fi  films starting from  the mid 1970s onward have been some of the best films I think done in science fiction. So with that I want to  present my favorite  top 5  sci-fi films or a guys list to sci-fi.

1. Blade  Runner.  Ultimate sci-fi thriller with Harrison Ford (Deckard the bounty hunter) chasing down a renegade replicant group, which has a spandex kick butt femme fatale in Daryl Hannah and a  methodical dangerous leader in Rutger Hauer all fought in the near future world of Los Angeles.

 

2. Star Wars. Luke Skywalker, Hans Solo, Chewbecca and other well-known droids must fight the Empire, Death Star and Darth Vader in order to  rescue Princess Leia and save the Universe.

 

 

3.Alien. Ripley works on a deep space mining vessel they explores a planet and they come into contact with alien creatures which take over and inhabits the human body. Basically  she fights  Aliens creatures that have large teeth, claws and tales and have acid foaming from their mouths.  Probably one of the most scariest creatures every put on film.

4. Terminator. Sara Conner, and Reiess a  future human resistance soldier must stop the Terminator a humanoid skinned cyborg  that is trying to kill Sara who offers all hope for future human resistance to skynet.

 

 

5.The Matrix. Neo,Morpheus and Trinty must fight for humans against a powerful computer program which captures humans and uses them to power the machines.

Man Down….Men Think About Sex…. And Charlie Sheen is Our Poster Boy

It has been a bad week to be a man ” guys”. Basically we have Charlie Sheen as our poster boy, who is into drugs, sex, Hookers and everything under the sun. Everytime he opens his mouth something stupid manages to come out. He is not the spokesman for manhood or men in general, but is more like a shock jock. Even Howard Stern isn’t as wacky as this guy and Glen Becks incoherent rants actually start to make sense next to what this guy puts out.

But that wasnt all the great news mankind we got 2 books out this week from guys who, I think no nothing about being a guy. No steak, sports car driving, sportsloving, hunting or fishing in the great outdoor for these 2 clowns. They set the male culture back about 1 million years.

This one guy actually came up with a book titled get this  “What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex”. What is really funny about the book is it is full of blank pages, so I guess we can fill in the blank pages. The thing it’s actually a best seller,( what is wrong with that picture?). Guy claims he did 39 yrs of research. PT Barnum said a sucker is born everyday. I think I will wait for the DVD, all that is right, I already got it I will turn my tv to a white static station and think about Sex.

The other book that came out was “Man Down”, to keep it short I will say the views of this clown basically put women at the top of the food chain, make them mother goddess and the creator of all that is good. Look the ladies already live longer than us guys, probably do have a better sense of smell and taste ,live a more healthy lifestyle and are more compassionate then us heathen neanderthals, but we guys have a lot of good attributes also. Yes ladies we are gun-toting, red meat-eating, violent and war mongering sub humans at times, but we have other good traits also. Like strength and confidence in our mood and actions or how about our spatial visualization abilities(puzzles, math,computers, tearing cars apart, rocket engines etc ) which have helped humankind  build the wheel, irrigate crops, put up the pyramids,discover and harness electricity, fly planes  and then rockets to the moon, and put this little device I am typing on together, you know the one with hundreds of electronic parts in it, the computer.

To summarize there will always be differences between men and women, but combined we are formidable species that has conquered the land,air and sea.

We have went to the deepest depths in the worlds oceans, climbed the highest peaks, conquered disease,  and produced music, food and clothing that is still used by society,  just to name a few things we have done. No other species or creature has been able to do any of these things. To finalize it is time to Man Up guys.

And now for something completely different…Banana Self Defense

This is a followup to last post about the women slipping on banana. The manly way to protect yourself against attacking bananas. The last part of video is really funny. This should be taught in most self-defense classes, because you never know when you are going to face an angry bunch of bananas, they usually sneak up on you in the morning when your least prepared.

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Women sues over slipping on banana peel

I always knew this breakfast fruit could cause a slippery situation, we should ban this fruit from the country, considering it probably causes more damage to average joe than al queda. This women shops a 99 cents store and wants to get $44k in damages that  sounds like pretty good return on a 30 cent banana.

Mythbusters tried to slip on the banana and basically couldn’t slip on one. However the prat falls when Jamie ran the banana obstacle course where pretty funny.

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